brb…
Just gotta unexpectedly run a contract over to the State Supreme Judicial Court for a signature.
No biggie. Not like my usual job ensures that I will not interact with the public. You know, the reason I haven’t shaved since last weekend, and I’m sporting a mini beard until I get home later.
I’m sure the court officer is going to appreciate the whole plaid shirt, converse, black glasses and scruffy look I have going on.
“Um… Hi, your Honor… there’s some hipster kid here with a contract to see you. And apparently talk about his vinyl collection”.

#lifeisweird